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Ok, I was looking for Gackt videos and I downloaded an entire movie instead. ^^;
Lovely mistake. Instead of studying, I watched "Moonchild"... you know, Gackt as a young gangster and Hyde (singer of L'Arcenciel) as his vampire friend. XDXD


(Italic=quotation from the movie itself)
It all starts with cute kid!Gackt, with hair not bleached yet. He's called Sho in the movie, but we'll pretend we don't know it. Same goes for Hyde, aka Kei, the tired-of-life vampire. They become friends! Awww!! <.<;;;
Years passing, Hyde angsting because Gackt will age and die and he'll stay young forever, the poor thing!

They live happily for a few years with Gackt's brother, a childhood friend, a random guy they met while shooting villains in Matrix style, and said random guy's sister, who was raped when she was a kid and never spoke since then. The drama!
Gackt likes her, she likes Hyde, and we don't care. Me: Gimme yaoi WTF!

Tragic day: Gackt's childhood friend is killed, Hyde comes to the rescue but the only thing he can do is drinking the killer's blood and being caught by random guy and his sister, who gets even more traumatized. Hyde escapes, nine years jump.

Gackt is now a gangster who dresses like Neo, but in white, and married the dumb chick; her brother joined the mafia group opposed to Gackt's. Meanwhile, poor Hyde is in prison, and wishes for death.

Gackt goes to visit him.
Gackt: "look at this photo, Hyde, this is my daughter! I married that girl, even if she liked you and hated me at first! ^_^"
Hyde: ...<.<
Gackt: "*sigh* For this nine years... I always hoped you'd get to see my daughter. You, above all. *sob* I missed you!"
Hyde: "Wow, cool.. say hi to everyone for me." >.>
Gackt: *angsts*

On a fated day... the mafia kills Gackt's brother, and he swears revenge to his wife's brother. Fine. Honour and so on...

Gackt wife is dying. Hyde eventually obtains to be executed.

Hyde: "Death, eventually! ^O^ " *going into the death row*
*phone rings*
Gackt: (on the other end of the phone) *sob* My brother was killed and my wife has brain tumor! I'm so cute and lonely! *sobsniff* I wanted to see you. I missed you so. I can't go on alone. Help me, Kei!"
Hyde: .... *kills guards, escapes, teleports into Gackt's house*
Me: *cheers*

Gackt: ZOMG you're back! Turn my wife into a vampire so she won't die! ^___^
Hyde: ------ <.< (WTF!?) Oh noes, I hate my whole being, I'm a monster, I could never ever ever ever do something like this to her!"
Gackt: But this way she wouldn't die!
Hyde: You're just being selfish! [rember this selfish thing, it's important for later!] NO IS NO!
Gackt: Darn.
Me: *relieved*

Lot of shit happens, wife dies, Gackt and Hyde go to kill mafia people.
Gackt:"If I die take care of my daughter, promise?" *drama*
Hyde: --- <.<;;;

Gackt and ex-wife's brother obviously start a lethal duel, Gackt is a tender hearted bastard and doesn't shoot, thus getting a bullet in his pretty pretty chest. Hyde arrives, gets furious, kills said brother and starts angsting and screaming clutching Gackt's dying body.
Gackt: *coughs blood* Remember... our... promise...
Hyde: Don't die! Don't leave me alone!
Me: BITE HIM ALREADY DAMN YOU! VAMPIRE GACKT, VAMPIRE GACKT!
*scene fading*
Me: fuck!

Twenty years later, Gackt's daughter's become an artist, Hyde has taken good care of her, blah blah blah. Hyde (who obviously always looks the same) says goodbye to her (because she's adult and can take care of herself now!)
Gackt's daughter: "It felt like someone was watching me!"
Hyde: Really? ^^;;;;;
Daughter bounces away.

Dramatic music.
Camera focuses on white!dressed vampire Gackt.
Me: SQUEEGASM!!!!!! OGMyes!!! Thank you HYDE!!!! XDXDXD
Gackt: *angsts because he doesn't like being a vampire, blah blah.*
Hyde: I'm sorry. You still mad at me? I wanted you all for myself. See? Fangirls are happy now.
Gackt: I'm not mad. It's just... I didn't want her to see what I'd become. (TEH DRAMA! XD)
Hyde: That's why you didn't come back? You're so selfish.
Gackt: look who's talking. [see? the selfish thing!!]
Me: *♥!

I don't know wether to consider the ending (which I'm not writing) happy or sad... BUT, I'm going to download the soundtrack right now.

And... did you really read all this?? XD


This said: in case you're wondering, I liked this movie. XD I really did.

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Date: 2005-11-01 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwyneda.livejournal.com
*falls off her chair, laughing her fucking ASS off*

omfg XD lmao, I saw that movie about two weeks ago with [livejournal.com profile] thewolfplush and TOTALLY had the same reaction! XD

and I kept seing Hyde as Ed and Gackt as Lust!Al

*shot*

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Date: 2005-11-01 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
XD!!!! Another Gackt fan?Could it be true?? *tackleglomps*

Lol, which reaction? the "OMFG who cares about wives" or the "OMFG vampire gackt!" one?

*thinks of AlEd similies* *brainfries*

XDXD

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Date: 2005-11-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rain-of-mind.livejournal.com
Mwahaha I read all that!

I know who Gackt is but that's about all I know about him... Maybe I should download this just for the laffs?

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Date: 2005-11-01 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Well, I actually watched the movie after 5 Gackt videos and a couple of songs: that was all I knew about him. And I didn't even know who Hyde was. But I had fun anyway, so... yup, you should download it! ^^

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Date: 2005-11-01 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rain-of-mind.livejournal.com
Uhm... where can one download this crack? =D

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Date: 2005-11-01 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Er... I got it from a sharing-program (eMule), so I haven't a direct link for it... Sorry?^^ Too bad the file's too big to upload it on megaupload ;__;

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Date: 2005-11-01 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rain-of-mind.livejournal.com
's no problem, I'll try to find it on BitTorrent once I finish this batch of Bleach. ^_________^

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Date: 2005-11-02 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sen-shiranai.livejournal.com
XDDD! when i saw the movie, i think a year ago?, i was like "whoa!" what a kool movie. all that kool gun action. wow. *__*

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Date: 2005-11-02 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Lol, yes, I love the part in which Sho is firing like mad and Kei just sits in a corner giving him directions XD

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Date: 2005-11-02 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessclio.livejournal.com
Is it a P0RN? I've tried to download it, but there are only p0rns with this title!

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Date: 2005-11-02 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
No, idiot! Sadly, the sexiest scene is the one in my icon now. XDXDXD
Try looking for "moon child gackt" and you'll find it.

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Date: 2005-11-02 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessclio.livejournal.com
It's about 50% of downloading.Too slow!!!!I'm curious!
And I hope it isn't ANOTHER het P0RN!
That's just because it wouldn't be the first time...

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Date: 2005-11-02 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nishibi.livejournal.com
I have a friend who's a J-rock whore, she saw this movie ^^.
Now, I just MUST SEE IT as there's VAMPIRE!HYDE in *_*
(what's that Ed and Al thing? *wants to see it even more XD*

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Date: 2005-11-02 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Lol, vampire!Hyde is actually weird, (and he's *short*!!!XD). Gangster!Gackt is pretty cute. The more he acts cool, he cuter he looks. XD
You should take a look. ^^

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Date: 2005-11-02 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nishibi.livejournal.com
OH YEAH I FORGOT HYDE WAS A SUPA CHIBI XD
... I don't like Gackt. Hu~, his music in fact. But he has a pretty face I prefer Miyavi °_° XD
I should TT_TT!

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Date: 2005-11-02 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Actually, I'm a total n00b at Jrock. aka I don't know who Miyavi is, shame on me.
But now it occurs to me I haven't friended you yet. How could I? *friends*

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Date: 2005-11-02 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nishibi.livejournal.com
http://superdin.chez-alice.fr/myohmyv/myohmyv.html MIYAVI XD (sorryyyyy~~~french >_< but just go to wallpaper section or avatar and you'll see how cute he is)

YOU.FRIEND.ADDED.*GLOMPS*.KYAH!.

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Date: 2005-11-02 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
He's... kinda... scary O__o Lol.

YAY NEW FRIEND! My day gets BETTER! ^___^ *snuggles*
Lol, you're French, aren't you?
This means we're quite close! It'll be easier to send you a gift/card for XMAS! XD this reminds me... did you take this Xmas wishlist meme (http://www.livejournal.com/users/aya_katsera/16706.html)?

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Date: 2005-11-02 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nishibi.livejournal.com
I'll do this meme right now.
And.... OMG *supaglompsofd00mx12044304560* YOU'RE SO NIIIIIIICEEEEEEEE >______________<
ToT wub chu!

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Date: 2005-11-02 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
*chukle* I'll wait here in lurkdom for your wishlist! I had a great fun doing mine ^^

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Date: 2005-11-02 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustahead.livejournal.com
HYDE! VAMPIRE! REIKO! YAOI! HOTNESS!#

Reiko: Please note that she is more or less always incoherent.

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Date: 2005-11-02 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Oh, no probs with that. XD
Did you get the video I uploaded for you? ^^

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Date: 2005-11-08 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessclio.livejournal.com
Oh crap, now I've not time enough to read this long post, but finally I have seen Moonchild! I know you'll be surprised...so don't faint!
You could never imagine how was my comments during the movie...and how much I love Hyde.
But even Gackt is a nice bitch.

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Date: 2005-11-08 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Bitch pleaseeeeee---- XD

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Date: 2005-11-09 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessclio.livejournal.com
OMFG Gackt looks so uke cute in your icon!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2005-11-09 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiome.livejournal.com
Icon magic. Turning everyone in a cute uke. It works on Hyde too. XD *points to icons*

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Date: 2005-12-28 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rae-kira.livejournal.com
I SO READ ALL THAT! OMG out reactions WERE quite close.
I didn't realize it was after 20 years, I was like, WTF! HOW MANY YEARS IS THIS!
I thought Hyde es-ca-pe'n from the van in the big sheet was so cute. I got a screenshot it was so cute. Maybe I'll make an icon. I need a Moon Child one XD
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And you were so right about the YOU LOVE EACH OTHER! part. I guess our minds are more alike than we realized XD
I'm currently sending the movie to one of my friends. She needs to see it. Just coz I love Hyde in this movie. *_*

I so thought that Gackt's white coat looked like a bathrobe
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Date: 2005-12-28 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rae-kira.livejournal.com
In the last picture, his package is SO bulging. :33 I want it XD XD XD XDDDD!

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Date: 2005-12-28 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rae-kira.livejournal.com
I'm okay. I'm not a pervert. I'm not only 14. I've not been corrupted by the idiot pile known as America. I'm okay.

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Date: 2006-05-20 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/
ROTFLMAO!!! Matrix?! ^^

Loved your crack summary. It's so TRUE. ♥

But the ending... Are they all in the World of the Dead? Or are the two vampires just dreaming or something? It was weird. I will never understand vampire!angst. Just have eternal man on man action (with blood drinking at the same time ^^) and spare us the depression!